Come Fly With Me!

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All Good Things

While on the outset, one might think this headline is just another in a series of vain attempts to draw a reader in, only to bait-and-switch them at the last second into something completely different, I can assure you that is not the case.

It’s true, and I’m very sad to report that my brief time with the Dildo Factory, has come to an end. Many great, long time employees saw their fates in the weeks before I did, so it wasn’t really a surprise, so much as a dreaded eventuality. And it has finally come to be.

But as with all my previous endeavors, I will take many rewarding skills and friendships along with me from this adventure, and will have many fond memories to enjoy.

What’s next you may ask? Funny, I keep asking myself the same thing. All I know is that wherever a creative mind is needed, I’ll be there. Wherever there are raw words in serious need of smithing, I will be there. And while the next gig couldn’t possibly be as stimulating as the last one (that’s right universe, that was a bold faced dare!) perhaps it will be somewhat blog-worthy as well and you’ll get to hear all about that one too.

Until next time, dear readers.

Penthouse Pets, Teen Mom, and Male moldings, Oh My!

Well hello dear readers! It’s been AGES since last I wrote (why is this feeling like a confession all of a sudden?).

So, for those of you just joining, yes, I still work at the illustrious Dildo Factory. Yes, I still get the awesome job of photographing live nude models having their private parts molded for various CyberSkin® sex toys.

What I haven’t been doing lately is keeping up my blog about my myriad activities here at Topco Sales. And for that, I apologize. You people (all 12 of you) have a right to know about the incredible products we are bringing to market and the process by which we get them there.

So, without any further self defamation, here’s just a glimpse of what we’ve been busy with for the past few months…

We’ve had several moldings since last I dropped in to the Bloggosphere:

Penthouse Pet of the Month September 2013 Capri Cavanni
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Penthouse Pets Natalia and Natasha Starr

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Lucas Entertainment’s own Sean Xavier

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And last but certainly not least, Reality TV Star Farrah Abraham!

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Sure, it’s only October, but we are already well into thinking about the ANME show coming up in January. And let me just tell you that we have some AMAZING things coming your way!

Stay tuned!

(Not) Quiet on the set

Hello Dear Readers! 

Your intrepid sex toy copywriter turned creative consultant has been hard at work (as you can tell by the abysmal lack of posts to my poor little blog). I’ve spent the last couple days and nights on the set over at Penthouse Studios working on advertisements for our new CyberSkin® pieces. Set to be released at this year’s ANME, these new items are going to blow, you, away!

I can’t get into it too much just yet (at least not until after the unveiling at ANME) but trust me, you are going to want to check back once I have the full update for you all. 

Stay Tuned!

Busy Boy

Busy Boy

Caught in a moment during a molding shoot. Yeah, I’m sexy. I know I’ve neglected my blog as of late. All I can say is that what we are working on here at the good old Dildo Factory, is going to be WELL worth all the hard work. With the ANME founders show coming up in just a few scant weeks, you had best believe things are ramping up around here!

Penthouse Pet Adrianna Luna Gets Her Goop On

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So I told you last week was a busy one in our molding studio, right? Well I wasn’t kidding. As if our little Parisian Bombshell wasn’t enough, we were thrilled to have the beautiful and sweet Adrianna Luna come by for a bit of the old goopfest.

She was so incredibly sweet, and a real pleasure to work with. Not to mention a true pleasure for the senses.

Born in LA, Adrianna is of Mexican/Filipino descent and has one sister. She tell’s us she was a huge tom boy growing up, but we have serious trouble believing that, even with her training in Muay Thai kick boxing. Not just a pretty face, Adrianna has a B.A. in public relations from California State University, Northridge and had what she called a, “boring administrative job” before a friend of hers told her she ought to try her hand (and other parts) in the adult film industry. And in March of 2011, that’s exactly what she did, and she hasn’t looked back since.

I can’t wait to see how her toy comes out!

French Sensation DJ Laly Visits the Topco Molding Studio

Penthouse Pet Marica Hase gets molded

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We were delighted to have Japanese adult video star Marica Hase in our molding chamber yesterday here at good ol’ Topco Sales. She was a joy to work with, and a pleasure to behold. She sat through the entire goopy process like a champ. In fact, she said it actually felt really good. At one point, she jokingly said she didn’t want to take the mold off saying “look at my new shirt” as her chest was covered in a drying plaster mold.

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We took several molds of various parts of her anatomy (including her doll-like face).

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Each time, when we showed Marica the freshly molded piece, she would giggle with excitement at seeing her parts staring back at her in a way she never thought they would. With a little time, and a whole lot of genius, our team of CyberSkin® artisans will begin construction of a lifelike replica of her beautiful, delicate little body.

Stay tuned loyal readers; I’ll have developments for you as they become available.

Man-Ass

File this under, “Things you don’t hear at work everyday”:

So my neighbor, the graphic designer says today, “You know, I get tired of looking at man ass all day. I mean seriously, looking at dick and man asshole all day is enough to put a girl in a bad mood.”

I would say “you had to be there” but you really didn’t. It’s equally funny in print.

Take Note

I imagine that the majority of us have taken notes at work before. Notes like, “Don’t forget to check on this thing”, or, “remember that thing due tomorrow.”

But how often do we take notes like the one I took yesterday afternoon?  Scrawled on my quick note sheet are the words, “Pussy & Ass /or/ Pussy only?”

I really do love my job.

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